Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 22, 2023

“Fight” now, or forever hold your peace.

Here we go again … and again … and …

See, that’s what lions have been missing all these years, a spear butt…..

And this time puts them in prison where them doors not able to open.

That is the haft, isn’t it? The spear-butt is the blunt end.

Someone should have said, “What are you looking at Butt Head?”

Sadly, it ended like most of the weddings in the kingdom in spite of the prohibition of alcoholic beverages.

Isn’t the shaft rather than the butt?

“What are you guy so mad about? Didn’t he say ‘Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace’?”

Once again, Tarzan’s brilliant plan winds up giving him the shaft.

….but even an unconscious Tarzan is the better fighter and Tarzan won the conflict.

No, Tarzan, ‘back-to-back’ means you keep your back toward your friends. Pay attention next time.