Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 13, 2023

The "out"surrection.

Tarzan’s timber triumph. Tenacious troopers trapped trodden and trampled……

Eh me want to sees tremendously thundering tantors in action.

That will teach the Kohrians. Have old ex-shahn lead the troops. ‘Take his walking stick, then he’ll be less dangerous’.

Why the ex – ? They need the current Shahn here.

The locking bar doesn’t look heavy. Tarzan seems to have tossed it away with one arm. And how come Holy St. Dennis isn’t in that group?

Now is the time to use the surprise. The elephant that did not move, it is a fake, the side pops open and the Kohrian’s open up with their gatling gun, as per Clint Eastwood.

Let the battle begin !

Yay! New reality show “Bowling with Kohrians” and Tarzan is already the winner.

Tarzan’s not having a good day…he keeps hurling.

Shouldn’t make senior citizens fight. The old ex-Shahn of Rathor can hardly carry that heavy shield, plus he’s in desperate need of a wheelchair!

Huh, Tarz didn’t even wait to see if he got a Strike or a Spare…

“No!” Screamed the Kohrians, “They’re yelling at us! We surrender!”

Don’t you just love it when a plan comes together??

That evens the odds. Go, Team Tarzan!