Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 23, 2023

Tarzan’s foes always leave “feet” first.

Gee Tarzan. Betty could gets killed any second now and you has to holds back your companions and makes em wait while you is take your sweet time dancing around with the brute?

The rest should get behind while Tarzan keeps M’Lunga occupied. As Gent says time is off the essence…….

Strength, by itself, doesn’t mean much. Tarzan isn’t stronger than a gorilla – but he’s faster and smarter. This guy? A gorilla could out-think him the bum.

This calls for a stone and sling.

Oh, Tarzan is crying again. He is SO emotional!

…it seemed that Tarzan had at last met his match in physical strength.

Wrong, Buffalo Breath! ☺

Wong said, anybody need me to hold their beer?

Watch out Tarzan, M’lunga’s smelly stink with numb your senses!