Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 20, 2024

The “Saint African’s Day Massacre”.

Whadya knows. They is gots a kompletely kooky king.

Well, you can see what he had for breakfast. It sticks out like an antler…..

Kroog is wondering what he did wrong.

This is worse than I thought, we need National Geographic.

Where’d they pick up a tiger skin?

Tarzan said I don’t need this kind of crap. We file our appeal to the beautiful blond queen.

Oh brother . Where’d they find him ?

Not sure why this guy needed the antlers on his head. He was ugly and was this an effort to camouflage that? Failed.

It appears that this emaciated stinky hairy and nasty (well, wouldn’t you be of you looked like that!) head of the equally stinky, smelly Vaarians took a bit too much of Oprah Winfrey’s diet medication. Now off the the slave quarry and eventually that huge crocodile Moo-Moo, or Mau-Mau, or whatever its name is…………

For many power goes to their head. That’s probably why nobody gives me any — trying to protect me from me.

If the king won’t tolerate fools, it doesn’t look good for the populace.