Close to Home by John McPherson for July 25, 2021

A bikini wax, a couple of manscaping, and then oh no, there’s Mr wolf!

It’s 2021, why can’t I find Bleeb!!!! Has he gone undercover with the glamorous Lady in Red?

I thought he’d have a Chineese menu.

So that’s what SillyBilly from Montana looks like.

She may want to change the prices (or make some restrictions) for the full-body electrolysis?

A good orthodontest wouldn’t hurt either. Just saying.

Technically, the full sun shoulda taken care of all the hair. Or do you still need wolfbane?

$35.00 would be for one square inch today! Such a deal!

“We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.”? I wonder if that is legal any more?

I would imagine how the Wolf-Man’s barber would feel….

I’m guessing that he’s not a good tipper.

Looks a little light out for that to be a full moon.

Better get several rolls of duct tape…

She needs some small print on her sign.(like limiting the number of times the special can be taken advantage of.)

He better leave a bigger tip than last time if he doesn’t want any razor burns……

A lot of Londoners would have avoided poisoning if Amenophis Fikee had know about the electrolysis special! (A 1% joke)

“I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair… was perfect.”

—Warren Zevon

Another reason not to be open at night.

Electrolysis? The electric bill for that is going to be over $35. All over body? Did she say him? At some point that is going to get awkward and since she is saying “again” she must have been though this at least once before.

Why the electrolysis wolf man? You could make more money staying as you are.