Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 14, 2021

If you hadn’t been so stingy and had spent the money for an urn you wouldn’t have that problem with Grandma.

All we are is dust in the wind.

“We are all made of stars” ~ Moby

But what if they crystalize? Could they have been people who think clearly. And that everyone else is just a dusty afterthought?

Looks like the King got there dust in time!

I’ll leave more of a smudge.

It follows, then, that the blonde was dead but has returned to dust the furniture (I hope that’s no coffin).

I don’t think the king fully comprehends.

♫♪

We are stardust

We are golden

And we’ve got to get ourselves

Back to the garden

♪♫

AAArrrgggghhhh, my house is full of dead people!

Yeah. I always wondered about the “ashes” in the “ashes to ashes and dust to dust”.

actually you’re slowly becoming dust while living by shedding dander according to the analysis of dust in peoples homes

Yeah, damn it!

She’s just tickling grandma with a few feathers…

Major problem. I looked under the bed and I can’t tell is someone is coming or going.

Is that a coffin she’s dusting??

I must have at least 3 generations of relatives living in my apartment.

I didn’t think the Fink was that sentimental!

Actually we come from carbon dust.

lol

You don’t even want to look in the fireplace!

Good to know the fink loves his grandmother.