Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 17, 2021

hihihi

Lol im second, everybody except first is a noob

no one cares francis

6.1/10

WE LIKE EGG WE LIKE EGG AND IF YOU DONT LIKE EGG, I WILL HIT YOU WITH A CAR

Here’s a funny thing about the main character of the Ned Dickens book series that I write: Ned hates blue and would smash any blue thing he sees with a baseball bat..

it is also half good tho

Don’t hand him a bat! It could have Covid virus.

Why, since you can wedgie him?

Hi, I’m new here! At least it isn’t bad…

Pessimistic much, Francis?

Hi! Had to wake up early because of a tornado warning in Georgia. Have a good day!

Young Sheldon, ladies and gentlemen!

Does anyone here know how to get a moving pfp?

At least he didn’t call it by the proper name of Median.

Ah yes, the ‘Francis spoils everything with statistics’ arc

Nerd

half good… half bad. same sorta thing :)

Precision counts

Francis is currently leading the field of spoilsports :P

Francis, Francis, Francis, why do you always have to show the bad in Baseball?

This arc is pretty good so far

Francis is used to his grades that now he thinks half in everything is an F, AKA terrible.

what a downer sometimes

Sure

He better not talk that way to any girlfriend if he ever wants a wife…..

It’s the old, “is your glass half full or half empty”? Ned the pessimist vs. coach the optimist. But, in reality I don’t remember having a coach that would be happy with a mediocre year.

Francis is the baseball buzzkill

….no bat necessary, Nate….just place yourself behind him, and apply what for years afterward will be referred to as “Home Run Wedgie”……….

I would’ve probably said the same thing Francis said in that situation.

I thought Francis was a “glass half full” type of person

Uh oh! Be careful nate!

Good ol’ Francis. Sucking the joy out of life (unintentionally, of course) since 1991. Maybe this is why he and Nate are BFFs. Neither of them knows when to shut his mouth.

So Francis is a pessimist then.

DO NOT GIVE HIM A BAT!!!!!

pls don’t tell me Nate that if u had a bat u would beat Francis up tho, to be honest he kinda deserves it .

It’s a little late in the season for batting practice. Also, Francis’s head is much larger than a baseball, but learning to connect with the erratic movements of his head as he is running away might be good practice.

I guess Nate is no longer half full, but rather half empty.

Today was my first day of school, one of my teachers talks at the speed of a glacier

Wello ello just letting you know it’s my 20th tomorrow.

Seven teams, or any odd number, doesn’t make sense in any sports league, because there will always be one team without an opponent on any given day.

Sheesh francis, try being optimistic for a change!

7 teams in a league?

me: hands nate a batfrancis: runs over manholetankrat: rat soilders attack the cat loverme: rats ATTACK!!!!!

Francis, just shut up.

Francis = ULTIMATE BUZZKILL

JEEZ NATE!

Shut up, Francis.

JoE mAmA

Baseball brings out the demon in Francis