@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has found his match in the Vicar ,quoting from the Bible failed to get the little sot any money :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s happy like I am , how was your day? ours should be a little busy but calm I hope ,we have already done our bulk shopping , have no errands to run and we are both in a good mood , in spite of the unrelenting heat , so we are drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , yesterday we where woken up by idiot Maltese , Italian supporters running around in cars honking horns and letting off bangers :o{ , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady
I’ve never known a preacher or a priest to stand a round of drinks, but I’ve known a few of ‘em who’d hold out their empty glass if someone else was buyin’!
The bible also says to not eat anything from the sea that does not have fins. Or pork. Or mix meat and milk, like a cheeseburger. Or wear anything made from mixed fabrics like those socks with elastic at the tops to keep them up. Or work on the Sabbath. But it’s ok to marry your sister-in-law if your brother dies.
Football really does bring out the hooligans. I mean look at Andy Capp! Sorry to hear your sleep was disrupted.
Does your bulk shopping involve buying ice cream by any chance? You always seem to be eating it. And why not?When I’m at the carvery on the 21st, I might get the Dairy ice cream on my chocolate fudge cake instead of the whipped cream. Starting to drool now!
Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering and then I’m going to meet somebody in town afterwards. This is not my friend from school, I have only recently got in touch with this guy but I knew him a little beforehand. He used to be a client at where I worked. A cousin of mine happens to know him too. Asked him if he fancied meeting up sometime.
As Gweedo would say to me: “You’ve got all these boyfriends!” Cheeky git.
Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.
ANDY’S a winner and FLO knows it. 64 years and counting… A 65th anniversary is symbolized by Blue Sapphire – Hello Andy… save ya winning…. 2022 the BIG year.
As with many people, Andy is picking and choosing the verses he likes and doesn’t put it into context. I doubt he will adhere to the verses just before this one (emphasis added):
“I have not coveted anyone’s silver or gold or clothing. You yourselves know that these hands of mine have ministered to my own needs and those of my companions. In everything, I showed you that by this kind of hard work we must help the weak, remembering the words of the Lord Jesus Himself: ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive."
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Nice try indeed.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
Don’t let him pass the collection plate!
AFFICIONADO almost 3 years ago
@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has found his match in the Vicar ,quoting from the Bible failed to get the little sot any money :o) my avatar again is my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s happy like I am , how was your day? ours should be a little busy but calm I hope ,we have already done our bulk shopping , have no errands to run and we are both in a good mood , in spite of the unrelenting heat , so we are drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , yesterday we where woken up by idiot Maltese , Italian supporters running around in cars honking horns and letting off bangers :o{ , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Now Mr. Andrew Capp, what have you ever given?
OddGobb almost 3 years ago
The Vicar has his work cut out for him. Andy is a daily project.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Andy forgot, he used that quote on the Vicar two weeks ago!
Hatter almost 3 years ago
Something about casting pearls before swine.
corpcasselbury almost 3 years ago
Smart man, the vicar.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
I’ve never known a preacher or a priest to stand a round of drinks, but I’ve known a few of ‘em who’d hold out their empty glass if someone else was buyin’!
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Depends on what you’re giving for.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Andy, I just saw a pick-up line over on Animal Crackers you should try, “I’d drink to your health, but I’d require a co-pay first”.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The bible also says to not eat anything from the sea that does not have fins. Or pork. Or mix meat and milk, like a cheeseburger. Or wear anything made from mixed fabrics like those socks with elastic at the tops to keep them up. Or work on the Sabbath. But it’s ok to marry your sister-in-law if your brother dies.
Number Three almost 3 years ago
Yep. Andy’s definitely going to the “other place”
Also, how did he afford that drink then?
xxx
Number Three almost 3 years ago
@Afficionado
Football really does bring out the hooligans. I mean look at Andy Capp! Sorry to hear your sleep was disrupted.
Does your bulk shopping involve buying ice cream by any chance? You always seem to be eating it. And why not?When I’m at the carvery on the 21st, I might get the Dairy ice cream on my chocolate fudge cake instead of the whipped cream. Starting to drool now!
Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering and then I’m going to meet somebody in town afterwards. This is not my friend from school, I have only recently got in touch with this guy but I knew him a little beforehand. He used to be a client at where I worked. A cousin of mine happens to know him too. Asked him if he fancied meeting up sometime.
As Gweedo would say to me: “You’ve got all these boyfriends!” Cheeky git.
Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.
CorkLock almost 3 years ago
ANDY’S a winner and FLO knows it. 64 years and counting… A 65th anniversary is symbolized by Blue Sapphire – Hello Andy… save ya winning…. 2022 the BIG year.
tad1 almost 3 years ago
The Vicar knows darn well what Andy would spend that money on.
Sherlock5 4 months ago
As with many people, Andy is picking and choosing the verses he likes and doesn’t put it into context. I doubt he will adhere to the verses just before this one (emphasis added):
“I have not coveted anyone’s silver or gold or clothing. You yourselves know that these hands of mine have ministered to my own needs and those of my companions. In everything, I showed you that by this kind of hard work we must help the weak, remembering the words of the Lord Jesus Himself: ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive."