Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 06, 2021

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s in the employee handbook.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Venn we walk in circles we are only diagramming possible points of plumage.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You mean that’s consciously controlled?

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Aussie Oop and the Aboriginal walk about in Australia. Watch out U.S.A. in the dog paddle 5000, in Japan this summer.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago

    …surprise, surprise, surprise, that’s not my microphone, either…

    …then the dog asked…

    …“Are you a front, side or back wiper?…

    …which way do you hang your toilet paper?…

    …to which the lady replied…

    …If your sense of smell is so good, why do you eat poop and smell each other’s butts?…

    …Do dogs speak a rudimentary universal language?…

    …to which to dog stated…

    …”You have a UTI…

    …Plus, blowing smoke up you [redacted] is supposed to be just an expression…

    …to which she stated…

    …And I am an investigative reporter…

    …I mean, I am talking to a dog…

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    coltish1  over 3 years ago

    The shocking segment on Dog News that saw the light of day on the controversial Canine Confidential. Film at 11:00!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Tell the people, what your name is ? Dizzy, Whizzy or Pizzy?

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    painedsmile  over 3 years ago

    Call me crazy, but I walk two for a nap and three for a poop. My poop requires an extra circle.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    All the answers to your questions can be found in the last place I took a whizz … sniff it out …!

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    Radish...   over 3 years ago

    Isn’t it also 3 circles before laying down to sleep?

    Researchers have found that dogs use Earth’s magnetic fields to align their bowel and bladder movements – and they prefer to relieve themselves along a north-south axis. In fact, canines will actively avoid going to the bathroom in an east-west direction, the study found.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The lyrics to Blue Suede Shoes would have been greatly improved if our Creator had written them.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    In regards to the moths advancement designation, I believe it correlates to their impulse control. Greater advancement is achieved through resisting the urge to kamikaze into the flame.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Effing Publicity Hound! Always seeking out the interviewer with the mike and then spouting banal “feel good” myths. Those numbers are not engraved in stone; ask any honest dog….

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    Popeye TSM  over 3 years ago

    One needs a carpet the other a stoop. Or visa versa

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 3 years ago

    Went to the Mr. Ed school of 1000 words learned. THEN THEY ARE READY FOR ANYTHING…

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