Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 23, 2021

And he has the tendency to do Dad jokes:-D.

As long as the word “cool” is in the answer.

Oh, and also hairy. That’s probably normal, but now’s a good time to start trying to prevent it if that’s what you want.

It’s great Phoebe can think of her dad that way.

Aww, it sounds like Ethan has some anxiety. I wish someone had been able to tell me that as a kid.

Are any of us really OK?

Kinda sweet.

Your wife is really cute. Your daughter is so weird, in a good way, that a millennia-old unicorn chooses to hang out with her, and “Infernus the Unicorn of Death” (who’s adorable, despite the name) possibly has a crush on her. And your wife is really cute.

You’ll be fine. It’s your kid who’s screwed. Turns out climate change was always a thing and every power structure that was running things just let it happen until it was too late. But at least the billionaires earned enough for pointless space joyrides.

That’s it? No questions about flying cars, for example? :D

The puppy dog eyes in the third panel

Oh, you’ll more than take—you’ll own it.

Ahhh he needs to be talking to TEENAGE Phoebe.

I’ve come to love being “weird and embarrassing”; I’ve never achieved “cool” but I no longer really care.

It’s common for kids to think their parents are “weird and embarrassing.” At least she was nice enough to include “kinda cool” at the end.

You know you’ve done something right if your daughter thinks you’re kinda cool.

And you rock a ponytail and scruff

You’ll meet a gorgeous woman who inexplicably agrees to marry you.