Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 24, 2021

Garfield is waiting for her make lasagna

He’s fortunate for maintaining “unsoiled” finances.

With an audit here and an audit there…

Good for him for updating his skills to meet the new century.

Here a click

There a click

Everywhere a click click

Old MacDonald hacked his mortgage

Now he doesn’t owe!

Nice little Far Side picture on the wall.

E-I-E-I-O

…UNTILL there’s a knock on the door from the FBI

Woody Guthrie would be proud

Here a pig, there a pig, let’s do a pig jig.

Guessing “old” McDonald was young enough to learn some new tricks.

Life on a family farm is one of debt maintenance. Old, new and generational.

Except now you did it electronically, and if the incompetent FBI can figure it out you’ll be charged federally with wire fraud.

The odds are good you’ll be safe though. It is the FBI we’re talking about.