Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 21, 2021

He’s been dragon them away.

The dragon was trying to set up a Ring home security system. It was experiencing too many folks peeping and sneaking around his liar.

How come those cardboard boxes haven’t been incinerated?

That’s no ordinary rabbit, good sir. Run away!

The dragon was their Prime suspect.

This could be a racket – the dragon (working for Amazon) gets them to re-order.

“Porch dragons”

You realize that if they find it’s been a flock of birds taking all the Amazon boxes off the porch…. they’ll be…… (Wait for it) Porch Parrots!!! (Arrrr, Matey)

Better than hoarding gold?

I’m still waiting to see a funny depiction of “porch pirates.”

A DRAGON’S GOTTA HOARD!

Based on your recent thievery, here are some other items that might interest you.

Those Amazons need to be more careful with their delivery.

Just maybe it’s a Amazon pick up location.

At least he didn’t torch the porch.

He’s planning a bon fire for the neighbors so he took extra care in collecting boxes…

Bro! Tell me we still know how to speak of kings! In the old days,

everyone knew what men were: brave, bold, glory-bound. Only

stories now, but I’ll sound the Spear-Danes’ song, hoarded for hungry times.

- Beowulf; trans. Maria Dahvana Headley

LOL Funny dragon!