Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 28, 2021

Let go of the clutch!

I sense the dog is going to have two accidents…one with the car and the other on the carpet…

Greater control of your vehicle with hands at 9 and 3 on the steering wheel.

Nine and three, the times their 20-second video clip will be on TV.

Thanks for the help, cat.

Next time, how about just not pushing me down the stairs?

Are those visiting hours for the ICU?

Nine and Three. The recommended positions for your hands to avoid additional injury when the airbag deploys.

9 and 3? I was taught 10 and 2.

That’s the trouble with driving a sentient car… you never know what to expect.

any position has got to be better than 12 and 12 or, worse, resting the elbows on the steering wheel while texting or eating…

Ten and two

Two paws while you’re learning.

But seriously folks, that’s a riot! Most of Bliss’ work is fun, but not “LOL” funny like this!

I hope there’s no wall at the end of those stairs.

He may want to stick to taking walks, after this escapade.

It’s used to be 10 and 2 but revised because an air bag inflation can break your thumbs.

Anthropomorphic ground vehicles that do not use the headlights as eyes, like this cartoon and the “Cars” movies give me the creeps. Especially with a smile in grille.

4 and 8 per orthopedists.

Often remind my little girl dog, “Front to back.”

Okay, so 9 and 3 are 12. Now what?

I’ll wait for the bottom line report.