Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 09, 2021

You really don’t need a ref for the game, you need a chiropractor.

A bathroom break every whistle

Coming soon to a theater near you: “Old Birds Can’t Jump” (with the voices of Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson)

I wonder how high the baskets are?

At ninety, there are lots of balls on the floor.

at 90, just the idea of basketball is exhausting…

It must be tough getting enough players to field a team.

LOL

But they can still dunk… donuts.

I’m in pretty good shape for my age, but just shooting around wears me out. I don’t remember having to chase all those ‘clanks’ when I was in ‘my prime’. Hmmmm…maybe my legs are gone? :)

That age you probably don’t have ball.

Hmm….sounds like that would’ve been a great skit for Tim Conway’s “the Oldest Man” character.

I’m down with that.

First make sure the AED is all charged up

Seems fair…..

Bending over is the easy part – it’s that getting back up again…

‘They’ say that people lose some height as they get older. I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m actually getting TALLER!! Yeah, it’s the only explanation I can think of for why it’s so much further to the floor these days!!

Believable.