Herman by Jim Unger for August 06, 2021

Who’s the man who sold the world? Jeff Bezos?

Joke’s on you, pal. Biden just extended the moratorium on evictions.

I’m an introvert. I don’t have any buddies so it’s just me. Can I hitch a ride somewhere?

Sounds reasonable.

Bought it from whom?

Show him Chernobyl and Hanford, Washington. He’ll change his mind.

Remember the beginning of HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?

Or like in “Jupiter Ascending”.

S-o-o-o-o he and his buddies. What’s that? Like maybe 3 people? Take out a classified, fella. I can see it now. BIGGEST GARAGE SALE EVER!! ONE TIME ONLY!!

Can we make it Saturday? I have a pedi-mani on Friday.

& gimmie all your bathrobes too!

And you paid that much for it? You got seriously ripped off.

Some joke for all those folks who still have to pay their mortgage to the banks.Nationalized rentals? The CDC has no such legal power. Laws are only to be made via our Representative Government. The people we elect. Not the current head of HHS!

I knew you just COULDN’T leave Trump out of it. I just KNEW it.

Oh yeah? And just what are you and the gargantuan mother ship going to do about it if we refuse?

We’re not going to do anything until the lawyers clear the legal title search. How much was your Bitcoin down payment? Facebook Marketplace is a dodgy place to buy real estate.

There is something odd about the caption placement.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!

okay. anybody seen that button in the briefcase???

It was the beach-front property in Nevada that sealed the deal.

Sounds good to me. Got any rentals in a nicer galaxy?

…said the early settlers to the native Americans.

No problem. Know a good mover to Zeta Reticuli……

You’ll have to provide the transportation.

But is he going to demolish the Earth for an interstellar Bypass?

The dream of the Republican Party Of Trump.

I remember this strip from about 30-40 years ago. Still funny!