Even in this age of jet travel, we still rely on trains for much of our transportation needs. However, they often (even in The United States) run on time…
A train is just leaving the station when a young man comes running up, throws his valise inside, and jumps aboard just in time. As he stands in the doorway, huffing and puffing, trying to catch his breath, and older man who had been watching says to him, “Youngster, you’re out of shape! When I was your age, I could have run to this train and jumped aboard without breaking a sweat.”
“That may be, old man,” the youth replies. “But I’ve been chasing this train since the last station!”
Poor horsie. Did some weirdo try to ride him between those trees, or was it Eddie’s idea? And what is that he’s wearing, an apron? Dang, am I going to have to Google this stuff? Come on!
There is a piebald whitetail deer in my homer county. I see her now and again and have for three years. We also have white, and interestingly also have totally black squirrels as well.
RBION used to be very interesting, obscure factoids. None of these pass that bar. I guess there’s just so many “facts” to share before you run out of them.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Even in this age of jet travel, we still rely on trains for much of our transportation needs. However, they often (even in The United States) run on time…
A train is just leaving the station when a young man comes running up, throws his valise inside, and jumps aboard just in time. As he stands in the doorway, huffing and puffing, trying to catch his breath, and older man who had been watching says to him, “Youngster, you’re out of shape! When I was your age, I could have run to this train and jumped aboard without breaking a sweat.”
“That may be, old man,” the youth replies. “But I’ve been chasing this train since the last station!”
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
What is that squirrel’s design supposed to be? I can’t tell for the picture is monochrome.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Poor horsie. Did some weirdo try to ride him between those trees, or was it Eddie’s idea? And what is that he’s wearing, an apron? Dang, am I going to have to Google this stuff? Come on!
Cool Hand Luke Premium Member over 3 years ago
May, 2021 was a busy month, apparently……
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Wild! I’ve heared about a tree HOUSE before, but a tree HORSE?! There are things…
hawgowar over 3 years ago
There is a piebald whitetail deer in my homer county. I see her now and again and have for three years. We also have white, and interestingly also have totally black squirrels as well.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Squirrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n8Yqfo5ccI&ab_channel=CBSDenver
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Seems to me that the horse lacked horse sense. Just like so many humans lacking common sense.
bluegirl285 over 3 years ago
Why would anyone want to line up to smell a corpse flower?
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Googled May 2021 and gave us 3 anecdotal nothing burgers.
Take care, may famed critic François Truffautold be with you, and gesundheit.
Gent over 3 years ago
Wood you believes he was just horsing around and got stuck?
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
“Hey, kids… Remember the time we piled into the station wagon, and drove to Alameda to get a whiff of that Corpse plant? Ah, the memories!”
J Short over 3 years ago
Not only does that plant stink; it gives you the bird.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago
That is truly a “horse” tale.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
RBION used to be very interesting, obscure factoids. None of these pass that bar. I guess there’s just so many “facts” to share before you run out of them.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good thing it was Mr. Ed and he could call on a cell phone!
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
Is Ripley’s becoming an odd-news-story aggregator?
stamps over 3 years ago
Did they get a new illustrator?
paranormal over 3 years ago
May 2021 was a busy month!!!
Thorby over 3 years ago
I wonder if it was a Shire Horse; it certainly is big enough to be one.
UnklGene over 3 years ago
Get Lolo away from the corpse flower!
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
I just noticed that all 3 items were from May 2021. Believe it or not.
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
Meanwhile at Tokyo 2020, a show jumping horse decided not to show off. And gets punched for being stubborn as a mule.
buschap over 3 years ago
Well, I guess now we know the lead time on this strip.
craigwestlake over 3 years ago
Solomon has them whipped into a frenzy waiting now to see his Century Plant bloom…
Taracinablue over 3 years ago
Googled the piebald squirrel. Striking!
rice69922 over 3 years ago
I’m glad the rescued the horse!!!
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
Not piebald, but there’s a squirrel among the many in our back yard with a blond tail!
Petemejia77 over 3 years ago
That flower looks like is giving the finger!