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If Calvin were right, then it would be something important to tell all the other kids. So why does Calvin want it to be kept a secret? Maybe heās part of the corruption process!
Actually Calvin has it wrongā¦the purpose of the school Principal is to turn creative, happy children into somber, unthinking cogs for the machinery of industry.:/
Vaccines are space alien DNA injected into us to slowly turn us into lizard skinned aliens. Itās an efficient way of colonizing the planet without resorting to actual warfare. Patriotic earth people are onto them though. We are making the planet uninhabitable by changing the climate and polluting the environment. We are taking the aliens down with us.
I once convinced a third-grader that I was from outer space. I worked at the school where she went, and she asked the principal if it was true that I was an alien. He said ānoāā¦ Stupid principal!
If C&H had been drawn today, the inspiration would have been āInvasion of the Pod Peopleāā¦https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027698/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3
Calvin youāre right! Their God is big and orange will a bad comb over, heās not very bright but has his people completely under his spell. They are installing Space Lasers to take over. The wildfires are from their test shots.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Maybe Susie should tell the school psychologist.
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Some secrets are easy to keepā¦..
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fake news for kids.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 3 years ago
If Calvin were right, then it would be something important to tell all the other kids. So why does Calvin want it to be kept a secret? Maybe heās part of the corruption process!
codycab over 3 years ago
Better arm ourselves with plasma beams, super missiles and power bombs!
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Talk Radio beckons, Calvin!
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Itās weird the way their heads are bigger than their legs. Their feet are as big as their legs.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
well, Calvin, whatās to be kept secret about the school nurse & psychiatrist?
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Actually Calvin has it wrongā¦the purpose of the school Principal is to turn creative, happy children into somber, unthinking cogs for the machinery of industry.:/
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe Calvin invented Qanon?
GeorgeInAZ over 3 years ago
Today itās an almost plausible explanation. Except for the space alien part.
VegaAlopex over 3 years ago
Susie wonāt fall for Calvinās trick.
Imagine over 3 years ago
And here he is, folks: Q
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Today we need protecting from kidās minds, so a truer word said in jestā¦..
shakeswilly over 3 years ago
Vaccines are space alien DNA injected into us to slowly turn us into lizard skinned aliens. Itās an efficient way of colonizing the planet without resorting to actual warfare. Patriotic earth people are onto them though. We are making the planet uninhabitable by changing the climate and polluting the environment. We are taking the aliens down with us.
Farside99 over 3 years ago
Calvin, youāre white, so you and Susie are evil racists.
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
I once convinced a third-grader that I was from outer space. I worked at the school where she went, and she asked the principal if it was true that I was an alien. He said ānoāā¦ Stupid principal!
jagedlo over 3 years ago
If C&H had been drawn today, the inspiration would have been āInvasion of the Pod Peopleāā¦https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027698/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
Susie wonāt listen to Qalvin, but plenty of others will.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
If I know women at Susieās age, Susieās āDonāt worry.ā really means that Calvinās secret will be all over the school in .. 20 minutes.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think Dr Who got started this way.
smilingtexan over 3 years ago
you know, this is how conspiracy theories get started :-D ROFL.
klapre over 3 years ago
Unfortunately, schools are in the business of corrupting young minds with Leftist Marxist Ideology. And if itās not that, itās CRT.
Tentoes over 3 years ago
But Calvin is right!
Bruce1253 over 3 years ago
Calvin youāre right! Their God is big and orange will a bad comb over, heās not very bright but has his people completely under his spell. They are installing Space Lasers to take over. The wildfires are from their test shots.
flemmingo over 3 years ago
Maybe Calvin wants the aliens to take his bully away?
dougsathome over 3 years ago
The principal is Here to Serve Man.
ncorgbl over 3 years ago
Calvin went on to create āQAnonā!ā
Ivan Araque over 3 years ago
Sounds like Qalvinā¦
WCraft over 3 years ago
Except maybe to the mental health expertsā¦
Old27F20 over 3 years ago
ā¦and the Christians against dinosaurs movement is the next secret, shhhhh, donāt tell Susie!!
Earnestly Frank over 3 years ago
Itās OK, there are still a few years before our planed invasion.
Le'Roy Hawkins over 3 years ago
Heās not wrong about public school corrupting young minds.
jamesbaird1572 over 3 years ago
And so, Calvin invents Q Anon.
MoeyTehr over 3 years ago
Bruce Coville wrote a series of books that proved Calvin was right!
Bilan over 3 years ago
Why on Earth did Susie say āSureā? Did she forgot who she was talking to?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Conspiracy theories start early.
InuYugiHakusho over 3 years ago
I think your secret is safe with Susie, Calvinā¦
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Unfortunately the corrupting of youth in our schools if more obvious now.
mfrasca over 3 years ago
Calvin saw their flying saucer land and bury itself in the sand pit behind his house. Now his Mom and Dad have a scar on the back of their neck.
blindavocado Premium Member over 3 years ago
Today they are called Democrats