Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 16, 2021

Maybe Susie should tell the school psychologist.

Some secrets are easy to keep…..

Fake news for kids.

If Calvin were right, then it would be something important to tell all the other kids. So why does Calvin want it to be kept a secret? Maybe he’s part of the corruption process!

Better arm ourselves with plasma beams, super missiles and power bombs!

Talk Radio beckons, Calvin!

It’s weird the way their heads are bigger than their legs. Their feet are as big as their legs.

well, Calvin, what’s to be kept secret about the school nurse & psychiatrist?

Actually Calvin has it wrong…the purpose of the school Principal is to turn creative, happy children into somber, unthinking cogs for the machinery of industry.:/

Maybe Calvin invented Qanon?

Today it’s an almost plausible explanation. Except for the space alien part.

Susie won’t fall for Calvin’s trick.

And here he is, folks: Q

Today we need protecting from kid’s minds, so a truer word said in jest…..

Vaccines are space alien DNA injected into us to slowly turn us into lizard skinned aliens. It’s an efficient way of colonizing the planet without resorting to actual warfare. Patriotic earth people are onto them though. We are making the planet uninhabitable by changing the climate and polluting the environment. We are taking the aliens down with us.

Calvin, you’re white, so you and Susie are evil racists.

I once convinced a third-grader that I was from outer space. I worked at the school where she went, and she asked the principal if it was true that I was an alien. He said “no”… Stupid principal!

If C&H had been drawn today, the inspiration would have been “Invasion of the Pod People”…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027698/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_3

Susie won’t listen to Qalvin, but plenty of others will.

If I know women at Susie’s age, Susie’s “Don’t worry.” really means that Calvin’s secret will be all over the school in .. 20 minutes.

I think Dr Who got started this way.

you know, this is how conspiracy theories get started :-D ROFL.

Unfortunately, schools are in the business of corrupting young minds with Leftist Marxist Ideology. And if it’s not that, it’s CRT.

But Calvin is right!

Calvin you’re right! Their God is big and orange will a bad comb over, he’s not very bright but has his people completely under his spell. They are installing Space Lasers to take over. The wildfires are from their test shots.

Maybe Calvin wants the aliens to take his bully away?

The principal is Here to Serve Man.

Calvin went on to create ‘QAnon’!’

Sounds like Qalvin…

Except maybe to the mental health experts…

…and the Christians against dinosaurs movement is the next secret, shhhhh, don’t tell Susie!!

It’s OK, there are still a few years before our planed invasion.

He’s not wrong about public school corrupting young minds.

And so, Calvin invents Q Anon.

Bruce Coville wrote a series of books that proved Calvin was right!

Why on Earth did Susie say ‘Sure’? Did she forgot who she was talking to?

Conspiracy theories start early.

I think your secret is safe with Susie, Calvin…

Unfortunately the corrupting of youth in our schools if more obvious now.

Calvin saw their flying saucer land and bury itself in the sand pit behind his house. Now his Mom and Dad have a scar on the back of their neck.

Today they are called Democrats