Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 03, 2021

My brothers would have loved that.

I like to put rubber bands in the microwave.

Can’t I have both??

The 1000 rubber band shooter: the next step after the 52 pick up gun.

not sure if I got this…

Soon to be followed with “99 Luft Balloons” and “Who tied the knot in my condom?” Better know as “Knockwurst Three Times”.

Asterisk with no explanation?

“Maybe. I don’t know. Ask another six-year old boy.”

Must be real fun to load and re-load, eh Wiz?

Using your hand as a rubber band shooter …

If you use your middle, ring, and pinky fingers (as separate triggers) to each hold the end of a separate rubber band, you can have a “hand gun” that is a 3 rubber band shooter. The bands “wrap” around/behind the bottom of your thumb (which is up). The other ends of the rubber bands goes over your pointing pointer finger.

You can release (shoot) one rubber band at a time.

I think I’d rather have the infinite energy machine.

A BIT sidetracked?

On his way to greatness he mastered “pretty goodness”. Now what can you do with dominos, there Wiz?

She’s not impressed…hmpf

Sooo not PC to show gun or say shoot ! Shame on you Wiz ! !You will have to be re-programed.

It’s all fun and games until Wiz runs out of ammo. Reloading that has got to be a pain.

I made those when I was kid. Get a piece of wood and cut it into the shape of a gun and nail clothes pins to it. Add rubber bands.

His fiddling around with vacuum energy could have triggered a false vacuum decay and the end of the universe as we know it.

He’s under a spell of infinite distraction.

I once saw a “Rubber-band Gatling Gun” at a gun show.

I once shot a rubber band over 100 feet. Of course it was attached to one of those old-timey balsa-wood airplanes…

Hey ya’ll prepare yourself for the rubber band man. You’ve never heard a sound like the rubber band man. You’re bound to lose control when the rubber band starts to jam.

Ahh, the good old days of rubber band fights in the engineering department. One of those multi-shot rubber band guns would have been handy.