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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 27, 2021
September 25, 2021
September 28, 2021
C over 3 years ago
You’ll be wishing you were near death.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Then we can go and watch that chic flick about shopping…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago
I actually have a clue and a shopping list.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Paige wanted him to go shopping with her? Or said yes when he asked? Both seem improbable, unless she wants to torment him.
dflak over 3 years ago
Blatantly sexist comment.
For women, shopping is something to do. For men, shopping is something to get done. Women shop. Men raid.
petermerck over 3 years ago
Just having Paige drive to the mall should be enough.
psterne Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow, the mall reference really dates this one.
mindjob over 3 years ago
If Jason wants a better near-death experience, he should do his research in December
kab2rb over 3 years ago
I am on Jason’s side, for me 2 hours is enough for shopping, and with my budget, unless gift card, no shopping and I need next year new footware for summer.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
And they say we humans spend one-time of our daily lives sleeping. What the other third if —in this case— another third is shopping? No one eats for eight/nine hours straight.
MCProfessor over 3 years ago
I’ve been blessed with a wife that goes to a store knowing what she wants, gets it and leaves.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Would this be funnier if Jason WEREN’T doing this of his own free will?