Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 06, 2021

So pretty much business as usual?

If that’s the case, why show the flashback of the spiderweb incident? It clearly wasn’t the cause.

If somebody told you I was just your average, ordinary Unicorn, not a care in the world… somebody lied.

don’t you just hate it when you absent-mindedly walk into a spider web?

Maybe Marigold’s sister pranked her?

Wonder what she does if she sees a bee?

Always an exemple of grace.

She sparkled herself.

Wonder what happened to the spider?

Relax, Marigold. At least the web wasn’t made by Shelob.

Not gonna lie; this is extremely relatable.

Oh the tangled web we weave, when we set out to decieve… :D

And now Phoebe has some sticky paper with sparkles on it. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Cuz I can’t think of anything to do with that.

And doubtless Phoebe will walk away with a piece of sparkly paper stuck to her shoe.

Yes. Nothing suspicious. Move along, move along.

Wicked little Sheobs are always spinning invisible webs across the hiking trails.

About a month ago, I opened my front door to find that a spider that was a little bit bigger than a grain of rice was building a spider web across the entire doorway.

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If nothing else, I had to applaud its ambition.

Uhhhhhh … YEAH! … ‘Dignified and Noble Fashion’. … Let’s go with that!

“Dignified and Noble Fashion”? Yeah right, I don’t think Phoebe’s gonna buy that.

I have outdoor spiders that make webs from the gutters to the yard lamp and bigger than a king size sheet. “If this works, we’ll eat like kings.”

The giant meat-eating intelligent spiders from the indigo dimension won’t like such racist reactions to their kind even Terran ones. They don’t eat intelligent life even Unicorns.

So far Terra has been saved from seeing too many of them, but they have been seen over the centuries. In some universes they actually invade Terra to settle and use their hypnotic powers to cause humans to walk into their webs. (Depends on the universe.)

And now there is a spider well blinded by a sparkle blitz.

It IS kind of cute though.

Looks like Mari’s afraid of spiders. :)

And Phoebe had to use almost the entire roll to de-sparkle her! :P