Strange Brew by John Deering for August 07, 2021

Wonder what they charge to use the restroom.

“This is the captain speaking. You are probably wondering why the airfare was so low. We do not have landing gear, but you will notice two holes in front of each seat. As we approach the landing strip, on my say so, everyone must jump down and run like Hell.”

Airline CEO reading this comic: “Helen, call the board of directors…I’ve just had a brilliant idea…”

The cover would not be opaque, just fogged. If you want to keep the sun out of your eyes, you need to pay for that, too.

Not much to see at night.

More like, “Typical Greedy Corporation Airlines”….

Wouldn’t surprise me.

They must be blinded by the brilliance of this marketing tactic!

Ryan Air.

They all nickle and dime passengers …..it’s what they do….they also charge for duct tape if needed!

Spirit Airlines?

Although I’ll look out the window if I happen to get a window seat, the view usually isn’t that interesting through most of the flight. Might be better with a larger window.

Don’t give Easy Jet any ideas. At the least they will put adverts on the shades.

American Airlines leads the industry in nickel and dime tactics. They were the first to charge for checked baggage.

Luggage fees, drink fees, virtually no complimentary snacks; please Mr. Deering – don’t give the airlines any ideas!

We’ve just introduced a new landing fee.

Please don’t give them any more ideas how to screw the customers.

And you probably can’t afford the charge for the parachutes or floating devices.

Please stop giving ideas that they may use.

Don’t give them any ideas you idiot…..

That other airline refers to it as a “frontier view.”

At least reclining one’s seat is only a nickel.

They say “nickle and dime” but don’t believe them. Looking out the window costs a whole quarter.

This one is really coming. Virtual views outside rather than windows

Wait… This is Nickel & Dime Airlines, but they’re charging a quarter? I mean, sure, you can use two dimes and a nickel, or three nickels and a dime, but still…

Anybody else here old enough to remember actual pay toilets? And the hand towels were those endless roll things?