Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 07, 2021

It’s great to get out of that sheet and let the wind blow through your ectoplasm.

You can stay, but you have to give a sheet.

You really shouldn’t do that. You’re way past your prime. If you could just see yourself.

Well, now you HAVE to look me in the eyes.

Nobody notices me anymore.

Please try not to show your ass while were here.

Move along; nothing to see here.

That’s the spirit.

This begs the question: do ghosts tan?

For extra credit: do they sunburn? Does Casper have a celebrity brand of ghost sunblock, and if so is it reef-safe?

Now I just blend in with the crowd…

“I used to love coming here”…..“Until the day I drowned, that kind of threw a damper on the fun.”

It’s a fun beach, if you don’t spook, easily.

No sheet.

I cant see why!

“My, what big eyes you have … "