Close to Home by John McPherson for August 02, 2021

That must have scared Bleeb…. he is white as a ghost!

I’d make him pay cash.

I’d give him a bouquet of wilted flowers.;-D

Don’t they have greeting cards for that?

Dilf’s Florist? Is that next to Milf’s Bakery?

“Oh, you want our “lam special.” Those are $100, cash only, $125 with delivery within 15 miles. No taxes, no receipts."

Look for florists near cemeteries, hospitals, funeral homes, and courthouses.

Did Bleeb turn pale?

Oy

Sounds like a job for 1-800 FLOWERS

Less traceable than a phone call.

How do you spell Zihuatanejo?

I wanna know who the intended recipient would be.

“ That would be our escapee’s bouquet “

“Certainly sir, we can fix you up with a lovely assortment of Abscondrias.”

Do I Like Flowers Florist?

You have “Forget-me-not’s”, got any “Forget-me-if- the-cops show-ups” ?

Aisle 2, on the right

That would be the Morticia Special! Roses with the flower cut off.

If he’s going to be driving to another state to avoid capture, perhaps some carnations?

What if the florist has a religious objection to that message?

Those flowers sucked all the color out of Bleeb!

ROFLMAO

How about a combination of blue irises and forget me nots…..

Of course, sir. Would that be with or without Bleeb? :>)