Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 02, 2021

“Pillow talk”.

Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles Schulz – Peanuts.

That’s rock-bottom.

It’s more than that. Flesh can be squeezed to the point of dying.

The climber says: “Ok. Hold that thought. I’ll be right back”.

He ought to know.

cause I’m gonna push you off and you’d better hope that happiness is there to cushion your fall. :D

“… At least right now it would bring some happiness to me. Did you bring one with you? It’s been a real pain sitting here on this hard rock.”

An outhouse wouldn’t hurt either.

“Poke him with the soft cushion!”

…and a golden parachute…

Considering the available facilities, an inflatable donut is a gift of mercy.

he will need more than a soft cushion to survive if he falls from that height!

Maybe but a firm mattress invokes even more joy.

…and Charmin!