Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 14, 2021

But these straws are so cool looking.

And maybe wear your underwear under your stormtrooper outfits.

They’re more like Mildweartherbloopers!

Maybe the problem is in the name (or its marketing)?

Maybe if you/we didn’t call it a “silly straw”?

… How about “hyper-looping drinking device” … or “hyper-warped”?

… “Straw” could be a “tube” or “conduit”

Silly is as silly does.

I’m just surprised he could aims that straw into his mouth accurately.

Grasping at straws on this one…

And don’t get me started on going to the bathroom!

“And don’t get me started on your ‘Hello Kitty’ slippers…”

Imperial Death Straw

And let’s hope those armor suits are more effective than those worn by the Storm Troopers…whose armor never stopped a single blaster shot!

Drinking in those outfits is silly enough, but I got to believe trying to eat just about anything in them would be a real riot.

Use a CamelBak. They look cooler.