Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 20, 2021

She could have had them hiking down the beach about 100 yards…

It’s not about the money, it’s about the destination.

“Ask for Spud.”

Pfft! Tourists! (¬_¬ )

I’m with Amelia here.

It’s called A Long Walk Off a Short Pier. Zagat gave it five stars.

Like shooting fish in a barrel, to stick to the fishing terminology

Amelia sells the best prawnks

I bet those are little sharks on his shorts

Is the seagull on the piling the bouncer?

Pick your own!

I’ve never understood the sweater tied around the neck thing.

Somebody went under a dockAnd there they saw a rockIt wasn’t a rockIt was a rock lobster

Yes I know. They are too far north.

I have never understood why tourists dress exactly like tourists.

Amelia panel three. The anguish of a young artist whose work no longer has meaning.

Well, it was your own fault for enacting a scheme that banked on overestimating the average tourist’s intelligence, Amelia.

Looks like Amelia needs a new shtick.

A couple of hipsters…

Poor Amelia…?

She is not lying….

… and now Amelia has discovered the difference between a hobby … and a job.

Keep Rhode Island green. Leave your money behind.

ROFL

Time to bring out the ol’ mud bucket, Amelia.

Ohh An underwater . . . HAHAAACOFFEEOUTMYNOSE

There is actually at least one underwater restaurant but it’s in Sweden or Norway. They are building some in “the world” island complex off of Dubai as well. Along with a underwater hotel and conference center.

We can go eat fish but we don’t have our swimmers honey :(