WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 16, 2021

You should be proud. You’ve trained both so well.

I bet she can get them both to roll over, too.

Now go lie outside in front of the door.

“Now, go fetch some more treats. Then go outside and sit stay there.”

Kevin: "Okay, I’ll sit and wait by the front door until you two done.

“Who wants their belly tickled, then?

If she’s not wearing leather, then the commands are for the dog.

A well trained dog…and a well trained man are both good to have.

I heard a saying a long time ago. Men are like tile. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk over them forever.

Wuss

I think she had him neutered too!

Wait until he lifts his leg next to the toilet.

Middle aged white guys/fathers…still socially acceptable to bash them.

I’ll bet he doesn’t get any treats! :)

Kevin, toss them both through the windows.

Go out and earn a million dollars.

If he doesn’t obey, Karen will ask to see his manager. Oh wait, she is his manager…

i find this disturbing