Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 13, 2021

I’m “Quiet Guy They’d’ve Never Suspected,” myself. :D

Sez the “Karen” of the neighborhood.

“Anyone who owns his own home deserves it.” – Alan King, angry US comedian, c. 1968

Hey! If they earned ‘em, it’s called, “If the shoe fits…”.

Looks like someone is thinking of starting a hoa

I first heard the term judgy in the movie “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle”. Jack Black gave it such a nice pronunciation that I could almost believe he was a teenage girl.

The simple solution is: don’t have neighbors.

I used to live in a rural area and loved listening to the various roosters in the morning, each with a distinctive song….what a symphony.

Next to the word “judgy” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Betty…

(◔_◔)

Back in the day, when we knew all our neighbors, everyone was still judgy. We just commiserated with each other.

we have one of the “owns-flower-bed-messing-cat guy” who then complains about our dogs barking at his “flower-bed-messing-cat”…he’s also “lets-his-dog-poop-in-your-yard-and-leave-it guy”…

Our “stinky-smoke-fire guy” is actually pretty nice, I prefer him to “abusive-screaming-anger-issues guy.”

We have “brings the neighbor’s trash cans back up for them” guy, “collars the wayward escaped dog” guy, and “watches the house when we are gone” guy in our neighborhood. Just very LUCKY.

Mine is “uses way too much starter fluid on his barbecue guy”.

You forgot the bane of quiet summers on the patio; Power Washer Guys. It goes on for hours on some days and seems to encourage others to do it. His wife is Talks Loudly on Her Cell Phone in Her Back Yard.