Herman by Jim Unger for September 05, 2021

Or a mix up during the consummation.

Familiar parental quandary: Where on earth did THAT come from

What kind of restaurant has both Cheeseburgers and Roast Duck on the same menu?

The kid must be really hungry. A Chef Salad is generally considered a full meal by itself.

LOL!

Cheeseburger

Cheeseburger

Pepsi NO COKE!

( JIm Ballishi, SNL)

Four-star taste on a one-star budget don’t usually mesh well.

Whenever my wife asks me what I want for dinner, I reply “Duck a l’orange.” She never makes it. I’ve never had it. I don’t even know if I would like it.

The real answer is, “I don’t care.” In over 50 years of marriage, there was only one time I can recall saying, “Well, let’s not try that again.”

The stork was drunk again.

Time to reign in the child. The child’s bowl of macaroni and cheese for the little one please…..

Pig begats pig…

Can we see some ID? Who are you?

It’s their own fault for sending him to an expensive boarding school.

Our middle daughter had a very small wedding, and all six of us went to a nice restaurant for the reception. The waitress announced what entrees were available, and our three years old granddaughter announced, quite solemnly, that she would have “the wobster tails, pwease”. She’d never had wobster of any sort, and we never did figure out where she got that idea.

Agnes Nutter predicted this.

Separate checks..

The expensive one in this comic