We still have A MAJOR PROBLEM with Cultural appropriation!!!! Ghetto urchin here is restricted to weeney roasts and campfire marshmallows. And don’t let me see you sneak in any Grey Poupon.
The first part was pretty good, but I’m surprized Monty believed the Hawaiians have a “god of male sexual inadequacy.” Does any actual religion have that?
I can relate. When I was a teacher, I showed a comical cartoon about a Chinese restaurant. A student (whom I later found out was Phillipino) came up to me and said: “Mr. ******, that offends me – I’m part Asian!” He had me sweating until he told me he was just joking!
Imagine over 3 years ago
Remind me not to invite her to my Luau.
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
We still have A MAJOR PROBLEM with Cultural appropriation!!!! Ghetto urchin here is restricted to weeney roasts and campfire marshmallows. And don’t let me see you sneak in any Grey Poupon.
pgomes over 3 years ago
As an actual Hawaiian I have one thing to say:
Where’s the beer Monty?! CHEEEEEEHOOOOOO!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’ll pay for this – better go put your PIN number into the ATM machine and get some money.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago
The first part was pretty good, but I’m surprized Monty believed the Hawaiians have a “god of male sexual inadequacy.” Does any actual religion have that?
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Well, she gave a good jerk to Monte’s chain. Got him going about the inadequacy.
Ichabod Ferguson over 3 years ago
‘Party Party’ sounds awesome. Throw in soiree (Fr) and fiesta (Sp) to make it a party party party party.
biz.gocomics over 3 years ago
To be fair, Hawai’i is roughly halfway between Taiwan and Wisconsin…
Jethro Flatline over 3 years ago
Master Shifu is technically Master Master.
joegeethree over 3 years ago
Not sure if one can say Taiwan anymore for fear of offending China. The Olympics required it be called Chinese Taipei.
kartis over 3 years ago
I am of Greek background, and we will force you to appropriate our culture.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I can relate. When I was a teacher, I showed a comical cartoon about a Chinese restaurant. A student (whom I later found out was Phillipino) came up to me and said: “Mr. ******, that offends me – I’m part Asian!” He had me sweating until he told me he was just joking!
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
The Small Kahunas?
Holden Awn over 3 years ago
I suspect she’s actually the Goddess of Male Sexual Inadequacy, wilting male totems at every encounter.
chriscc63 over 3 years ago
where did he find girls to attend?
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
ATM machine, GOP party, please RSVP, tuna fish, etc.
corvallisclem over 3 years ago
I wonder if Monty is a virgin?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Ha-ha. It’s pretty well known that no tribe has ever “erected” a totem to a god of sexual inadequacy. :)
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
I like her…..
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Well played, Miss Half-Taiwanese. But, then, Monty is such an easy target!
WDD about 3 years ago
And for Sahara Desert, “Sahara” is Arabic for “desert.”