Monty by Jim Meddick for August 20, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Remind me not to invite her to my Luau.

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    We still have A MAJOR PROBLEM with Cultural appropriation!!!! Ghetto urchin here is restricted to weeney roasts and campfire marshmallows. And don’t let me see you sneak in any Grey Poupon.

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    pgomes  over 3 years ago

    As an actual Hawaiian I have one thing to say:

    Where’s the beer Monty?! CHEEEEEEHOOOOOO!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You’ll pay for this – better go put your PIN number into the ATM machine and get some money.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The first part was pretty good, but I’m surprized Monty believed the Hawaiians have a “god of male sexual inadequacy.” Does any actual religion have that?

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    monya_43  over 3 years ago

    Well, she gave a good jerk to Monte’s chain. Got him going about the inadequacy.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 3 years ago

    ‘Party Party’ sounds awesome. Throw in soiree (Fr) and fiesta (Sp) to make it a party party party party.

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    biz.gocomics  over 3 years ago

    To be fair, Hawai’i is roughly halfway between Taiwan and Wisconsin…

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    Jethro Flatline  over 3 years ago

    Master Shifu is technically Master Master.

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Not sure if one can say Taiwan anymore for fear of offending China. The Olympics required it be called Chinese Taipei.

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    kartis  over 3 years ago

    I am of Greek background, and we will force you to appropriate our culture.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I can relate. When I was a teacher, I showed a comical cartoon about a Chinese restaurant. A student (whom I later found out was Phillipino) came up to me and said: “Mr. ******, that offends me – I’m part Asian!” He had me sweating until he told me he was just joking!

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    The Small Kahunas?

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    Holden Awn  over 3 years ago

    I suspect she’s actually the Goddess of Male Sexual Inadequacy, wilting male totems at every encounter.

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    chriscc63  over 3 years ago

    where did he find girls to attend?

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ATM machine, GOP party, please RSVP, tuna fish, etc.

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    corvallisclem  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if Monty is a virgin?

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Ha-ha. It’s pretty well known that no tribe has ever “erected” a totem to a god of sexual inadequacy. :)

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    I like her…..

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Well played, Miss Half-Taiwanese. But, then, Monty is such an easy target!

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    WDD  about 3 years ago

    And for Sahara Desert, “Sahara” is Arabic for “desert.”

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