Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 20, 2021

Don’t mix those up.

I would hate to get those orders mixed up.

Sometimes it’s hard to understand why “people” order what they order. Sometimes it makes total sense.

Either way, to each his of her own

Decaf! Pam might as well just drink a cup of syrup.

I like to mess with the baristas and order a simple medium coffee.

People who drink decaf don’t really like coffee. They just like to pee a lot. (same with lite beer)

He remembered that he placed an order. Is it just me, or is he doing better in the memory department?

I really recommend the 5W-30 High Mileage Blend. Good flavor and keeps the cylinders clean for another 10,000 miles.

His mechanic told him he should only be drinking mineral oil.

R. U. Sirius Cafe: Missing Spleen Frappe

Winky: Yo….

What do you say when you want just an ordinary black coffee?

Here’s something for all you climate change deniers to ponder. Coffee beans may become a lot harder to grow and thus become too costly to buy for the average consumer.

When I did my stint at Starbucks, we were told to call out the drinks in a specific order (iced venti decaf in this instance, and then everything else) It was amazing how calling out the drink details in order cut down on mistakes.

It didn’t keep the snootier customers from complaining anyway…I had a customer return a latte to me because the foam “wasn’t shiny enough”. Seriously. If I remember correctly, when she hit middle age, she became a “Karen”.

Hey…the barista never called out the size of that synthetic blend…

Oldbot should have ordered High Mileage 10W-30.

“Coffee with a shot of Irish whisky?”

“Right here.”

How about a nice cup of coffee instead of that cappa-frappa-crappa?

Pam… Coffee. Black. Done.

They don’t write the names on the cups?

One multi-parametric surface plasmon resonance in a Kretschmann configuration please.

That sure is a long winded way of saying: “Large Iced Coffee with Fake Milk and Vanilla extract.”.