Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 20, 2021

The shepherd’s name is Serta, he’ll sleep on it.

“So which of us do you want?

… You said ‘by hook OR by crook’ – not ‘by hook AND by crook’."

I’ve heard that the etymology of this word had to do with the implements used to get fruit out of trees.

The ‘C’ in C-suite stands for crook. They would be criminals except they own the legislators.

Arrrrrgh! Baaaaaaad idea!

Not by the hair of their chinny-chin-chin!

Illinois politics. But they skip the hook part.

Is that the Lord, my Shepherd? Sure could be Him. He looks Mid-Eastern, like Yahweh. Or the artist could have drawn in Richard M. Nixon in place of the sheepherder.

I’m feeling sheepish about this.

The crook is on the lam.

I see where they get their pirated software.

“Aye, ye’ be Krakken down on me.“

and if they don’t get it done they’ll get the shaft…