Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 26, 2021

That handle is there so that you can carry it. Really a very convenient little gadget. Might want to read the instructions.

I know that feeling. Sometimes the body part is “everything below the neck.”

Sounds like Monday morning..

and S-T-R-E-T-C-H that coffee break ;+)

Is this going to be a regular part of his morning exercises?

Is he doing some stretching before he exercises?

Is the part of him that wants to stay called “Coffee”?

clearly…

Should I stay or should I go now?

If I go, there will be trouble

And if I stay it will be double (espresso)

LOL! Reach out and touch..er the coffee cup

One would be surprised at how far a horse can stretch when they want that carrot but don’t want to load in the trailer..

Legal profession has long arm statutes, law enforcement has the long arm of the law. Horace just has the long arm.

At least he’s well armed.

Looks like the old glue-the-cup-to-the-table trick. We once did it to the ashtray of a heavy smoker.

SNAP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SPLAT……. !@# $%^&*()

My Nuclear Coffee has a different super power in each pot

I wonder which one Horace has here

The new equine superhero: Plastic Horse!

See now he can elongate his body. Why doesn’t he form hands? He can do it anytime he wants being a Houyhnhnm and all. A lot easier than using those stubby fingers over that flexible metal.

I know the feeling, Horace.