Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for August 18, 2021

Mine grabs an edge then does a death roll until she is completely covered.

It’s amazing how pets suddenly weigh as much as a small car when they’re on the blankets.

It’s intentional.

Hubby used to accuse me of stealing the blankets, until we were someplace with twin beds. My bed hardly looked as if I’d been in it, while he said his looked as if he’d been “wrassling b’ars”. I’d only been trying to get enough blanket to cover my freezing body!

We don’t have this problem. My wife has a blanket and a doubled-up down comforter. I sleep on top of the sheet.

If you’re still under blankets in August, then your AC is set way, way too low.

I love to sleep wrapped in blankets year round. Of course, A) I use different weight blankies, and 2) I sleep alone!

“One good turn . . . gets you most of the blanket.”

— Justin Quigley (played by the charming elderly actor Burt Mustin), in an episode of All in the Family

I sent this to my husband and he laughed and laughed. He can relate! Signed: the Cover Thief

Separate blankets, man. That’s the ticket to a good night’s sleep.