Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2021

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    Pointspread  about 3 years ago

    They had trains?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    She’ll probably want to go to Pony Land.

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    dcdete.  about 3 years ago

    Right. If the tour company by their very name promised to show more doors and there seems to be no doors in sight – I would ask for my money back!

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    One does not simply walk into Mordor. One takes a train ride.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    Every turn the train takes is Sauwrong turn on Mordor Tours.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 3 years ago

    When these got together, it was Mordor…… (Two for the price of one)

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    constantine48  about 3 years ago

    I’d like to try it, but the poisonous fumes would be bad for my asthma.

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    don.snowdogs  about 3 years ago

    They’re on their way to a Led Zeppelin concert…..

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    Skeptical Meg  about 3 years ago

    I’d go. I need to return my wedding ring from my first marriage to Mount Doom.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    This looks better than Disney World to me…

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    sargon1  about 3 years ago

    I must confess that I had to look up Mordor. I’ve never read Tolkien.

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    jagedlo  about 3 years ago

    So does Blanche want to Mordor Wiz for picking this vacation?

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    stej_dot_com  about 3 years ago

    One does not simply take the train into Mordor.

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    rmercer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Don’t remember Mordor being so green. I must have visited in the winter.

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    geese28  about 3 years ago

    WizardCon?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    New Zealand is really rocking the whole LOTR and Hobbit thing. Good on them.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Boy, Frodo and Sam are going to be embarrassed when they find out there was a train the whole time.

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    redback  about 3 years ago

    actually that may be a very cool place to visit, depending on the conditions of the tour

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    wes tnt  about 3 years ago

    Happy Birthday, Robert Plant !!!

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Yikes too close to the edge for meeee

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    I’m guessing this is a Lord of the Rings reference. Not gonna lie, I haven’t read the books or seen the movies.

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    dv1093  about 3 years ago

    Me neither – nor, I’m guessing, many more of us.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A “train bound for nowhere…”

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    stamps  about 3 years ago

    And for a little ring, the least of rings, you can appear before the throne of Sauron.

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    BlueKnight1966  about 3 years ago

    In the darkest depths of Mordor, there was a resort so fair…

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It’s good there are comments here. I had no idea where this was.

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    flingebunt  about 3 years ago

    So, she would have preferred a trip to Tom Bombadil’s forest adventures or maybe to be depths of mines of Moria, where they had dug too deeply, or just for a country break in Hobbiton.

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