Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 16, 2021

Talk to Snoopy’s interior decorator.

i thought cartoon dogs slept on top to leave room for the furniture.

Just wall-to-wall natural carpeting.

OUR pets who got houses always got furnishings with them. Generally just a bed, true.

What, no night light?

“You are free to furnish* it yourself.”

*Carry or Drag in whatever you can find.

Time for a trip to DogKea

Well, it does have a food or water dish.

Whaaaaat? Not even a blanket thrown in for a bonus?

No indoor plumbing? You can stay here, I’m going into your house.

Seems it doesn’t come with a floor either.

What? no van Gogh? no pool table? …

I suppose you expect him to fertilize the lawn too. No problem.

Do you know what the wait time is for some pieces of furniture? I’ve been waiting on a recliner for 6 months!

Are you discriminating against me just because I’m a dog?

Dog houses are like the TARDIS phone booth in Doctor Who: bigger on the inside.

Human should at least provide a decent bed for doggie!

At least a floor and a blanky.

The Dog House needs a floor off the ground.

Why not? He or she is worth it!

Yes, you can has cheeseburger.