Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 31, 2021

three times the competition?

Poncho, you better reassess your reputation.

There goes your reputation, Poncho ~ there’s a new bad boy in the neighborhood. Unless … In Greek mythology, Cerebus could be controlled by feeding him some honey cake laced with a sedative.

Three dog night?

It’s gonna take some overtime to put this pup in its place.

Don’t worry – his bark, his bite, his size, and his three heads are probably not as bad as it looks.

He’s probably just a nice gentle companion that is great with kids.

Then again: Be afraid. Be very afraid. But don’t show any fear.

Once again ! …… Let the games begin !

I have a feeling all hell is going to break loose!

Just remember, it’s not a visit. It’s a reconnaissance. It’s not chatting, it’s gathering intelligence. You’re not bringing a housewarming gift, you’re bribing the guards.

just throw 3 balls in 3 different directions -

Poncho, you’ve got this. Use sarcasm. You know all the tricks: dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire. You’ll have ol’ Cerberus wanting to tear his own heads off rather than see you again.

May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.

Droolia will take care of this.

Maybe it is Cerberina….

Cerberus: Possibly from “Kerberos” or “Spotted”. The lord of the underworld named his dog ‘Spot’.

I never thought I’d see a meaner dog than Poncho!