Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 01, 2021

Welcome to the cereal aisle — sugar or bran?

Trix are for kids!

I miss Captn Crunch….

Strolling with her Sugar Pops.

“Part of this complete breakfast – " the part you can do without.

Our local supermarket has an adult cereal section.

At which stage of life does one eat Life? (Should we ask Mikey?)

Kids get Trix and Lucky Charms and we get nuts and berries. Does not quite seem fair

Where’s the Uncle Sam Cereal? For that get-up-and-go feeling.

Next stop, Cream Of Wheat!

I buy cut oats in bulk. Haven’t walked down a cereal aisle in years.

Wild hickory nuts.

No Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs?

There was recently a study done that shows pizza is a better breakfast than most cereals. True.

I noticed at Dunkin’ Donuts this morning that Pumpkin Spice season is upon us. Warning- last year we tried Pumpkin Cheerios – yuck!

My stage of life is walking down the Depends aisle.

Nothing makes me queasy like a walk down the sugared cereal aisle.