Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 03, 2021

Can we get people to believe it will work as a cure for covid? Maybe tell them it is also used to cure something in pigs or horse or something like that.

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! and #$ for good measure.

Don’t overdose or you’ll start to question mark everything.

Welcome to the emoji and symbol world, where vocabulary and intelligence are gradually being reduced to someone else’s menu choices. And some of us thought the loss of cursive was bad. The loss of ability to think for and express oneself certainly can’t be considered a better choice.

“Multiple exclamation marks,’ he went on, shaking his head, ’are a sure sign of a diseased mind.” – Terry Pratchett, from his book “Eric”.

Will it help the people who use all caps?

It’s a thumb anesthetic.

It must be true; he typed it in ALL CAPS!!!!!!!

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: resist hyperbole!

Does it help reduce air quotes?

Hey, if Teyonah Parris ever retweets one of my posts, I’ll react with as many exclamation points as I want to!!!

GREAT!!!!!