Close to Home by John McPherson for August 28, 2021

And your mother writes bad checks. That is what happens when you’re inebriated. Forgive me please.

How much more to reconfigure the Breathalyzer to detect garlic?

Navigation system about to be downgraded.

Must be the “mother” edition of the GPS.;-D

I like the upgraded version.

If it tells me that I am getting fat then it’s back to print maps.

Bleeb’s on a road trip.

That’s a little TOO deluxe for me!

Maxwell Drive? Is it near a golf course by chance?

Bleeb’s staying as far away from that squawk-box as possible.

I’ll keep the $50

No upgrade on a car is that cheap, I think a zero got dropped off.

At least Bleeb is watching the road.

Boy, that kale is everywhere.

Bleeb is working the turn signal that she left on for the last ten miles. Oh and Katie wipe your nose.

Bleep is acting as “Driver Assist” while her eyes are not on the road.

No thanks! I’ll use my trusty maps!

it looks like bleeb is doing the driving

“You still have a little sump’n riiiiiiight there…. no, the other side…. there you go. Now make U-turn and proceed to destination.”

Given how her teeth look, I doubt anyone will notice the kale.

How much extra for a sarcastic version? Lol

MIne would never say that to me! (I don’t eat kale)

The “Deluxe Aggravation System”, I’d have said…

Kale in her teeth? Funny, that doesn’t look like an electric car…

I think Bleeb is steering her the wrong way.

Oh yeah, you also have an alien tugging at your steering wheel.

Bleeb is steering while she’s looking at herself.

The advanced navigation system should broadcast out to other cars a warning whenever some idiot driver is using a cell phone.

Two seconds later, she rear-ended a school bus.