Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 17, 2021

How to do that exercise if you don’t have a dog house? Perhaps the kitchen table?

He must hold on with his ears!

Exercise! I thought he said extra fries! :D

Maybe this is dated but does anybody do acupuncture anymore. What is the fun of it? I never could figure why people would want to punch dozens of holes into their body with big needles when I don’t even like one vaccine needle pinching into me!

The back of his head was flattened by lying there since he was a puppy, giving him a nice steady base to his skull.

If you really do that regularly you must do something wrong, Snoop, cause that exercise should have made your belly flatter

The secret to doing this is all in the ears.

I prefer to use a gym ball, but to each their own.

Neck rubbing or “It’s called rubberneckin’ baby but that’s all right with me” (the king)

Why not take a stab at getting acupuncture?

Itchy back (shade of a 1969 Peanuts strip?)?

Um, Snoopy, have you considered going on a diet? Take a look at that paunch. Maybe the bald headed kid is feeding you too much.

How does he hold onto that edge without moving his arms?

In your case Snoopy, I believe it’s “Acupoocher” ! Bwa, ha, ha !!

Is that what Snoopy thinks they mean by “necking”?

You won’t be able to move either.

ow. just ow.

Snoop, if you’re not careful, you’ll be getting “Splinterpuncture”…

I don’t have a doghouse.

You might get a ticket, though – for violating the laws of physics.