Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2021

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  about 3 years ago

    “…And before that, I was a writer for Fox News—”

    Rodney: “Quit digging; you already struck oil!”

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    danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Now he just wants to get his hands dirty.

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    BigDaveGlass  about 3 years ago

    Now if he had said journalism…..

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    cocavan11  about 3 years ago

    I infer the applicant’s experience is creating manure, seemingly the flip side of “cleaning out” (sic) the stables.

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    After a number of years selling retail ad space for a newspaper [very different from current tv hype], I moved on into classroom teaching. What I found was that my advertising goals and my teaching goals were almost identical, i.e., trying to convince buyers that what was being offered was something they needed, whether they liked the idea or not. And just like advertising sales, some jumped at the opportunity and some did not.Happily, the former were the majority in both groups.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Yeah that’s all they do is sling the sh*t, 24/7/365! So yes you’re so qualified!

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Some people would consider it a step up in the world !

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    Plods with ...™  about 3 years ago

    He’s probably used to shoveling it.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    Definitely use to shoveling crap……

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    brklnbern  about 3 years ago

    Could see that punch line coming. And they thought ads were bad then.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Either way the shit gets pitched.

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