JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for September 06, 2021

Talk about being thorough!

Basically just wash your hands

Employees must read the alphabet before returning to work?

My guess, and it’s strictly a guess, is that reciting the alphabet is a timing tool to mark a recommended 15 seconds of hand scrubbing.

Now you know your ABCs.

Employees must solve this riddle before returning to work.

For the attorneys in the office, the rule was to recite the rule against perpetuities.

Yeah, but I’m a speed-reader.

Kinda reminds me of the story of the kid in class who raises his hand. Teacher calls in the kid and the kid says " I need to go to the bathroom. Teacher says “Ok, but you have to recite the alphabet first”.

Kid says “abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz”

Teacher says “good, but where’s the p?”

Kid says “it’s running down my leg”.

Twenty to Sixty seconds is the recommended length of time when properly washing hands.

https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/when-how-handwashing.html

courtesy of NHK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62QWGWgZN8

At least the anti-mask, anti-vax horse-dewormer- crowd hasn’t showed up here.

Early on, I saw a video showing correct hand washing…including between all of the fingers and thumbs, and also the wrists, and don’t forget the backs of the hands. Cover all that, and who needs to sing?