Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 31, 2021

Flo ain’t the only one talking about money, Andy.

Wait, I thought Andy got other patrons to pay for his drinks.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , for our HERO Mr Andrew Capp mishaps occur in threes , serves the bum right ,he should get a job :o) my avatar again is Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s happy( as he should be) like I am baring the discomfort how was your day? ours should be little busy ,but we will cope I hope no shopping or errands to run and we are both in a good mood but we are staying in the house because of the heat drinking peace flavoured chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Let’s talk about that later Jack, for now, it is drinking time.

It all hits at once, doesn’t it.

Actually, yesterday was Monday.

I’ve never known a pub that runs a tab….

No escaping. Is there Andy?

Even in a money-less society, Andy would still be debt to someone for something. It’s what he is.

From Affie @ Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny , for our HERO Mr Andrew Capp mishaps occur in threes , serves the bum right ,he should get a job :o) my avatar again is Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he’s happy( as he should be) like I am baring the discomfort how was your day? ours should be little busy ,but we will cope I hope no shopping or errands to run and we are both in a good mood but we are staying in the house because of the heat drinking peace flavoured chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady”

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FREE AFFIE

Some days Andy it just doesn’t pay to leave the Couch !

FREE AFFIE

Andy the moocher.

Why would anyone let this lowlife run a tab?

The bar tab got him where he lives.

I can’t believe Jack would be dumb enough to run a tab for Andy!

Don’t look at us Andy, we’re not payin’ it.

AWWWWW Poor Andy’s caught up with him.

Can’t catch a break

Andy’s day just went from bad to crummy.

Welcome to the Real World, Andy. Cruel, harsh and unfair.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I had to go out today. I had not left the house for a few days and was going a little stir crazy. The weather wasn’t the best but that didn’t stop me. All I did was go into a shop, buy some Starburst fruity chews (Google em’) and a bottle of blackcurrant Ribena juice and sat at the waterfront. It was actually lovely. It would have been a bonus if it was warm and sunny though. I still have the Starburst fruity chews. They are in my Mini Fridge.

Today I am having my favourite nosh and I can’t wait because I’m rather hungry now. I’ve found that eating small sweets makes your hunger worse. Weird.

I’m sorry to hear you are in discomfort. I get that at least once a month (massive giveaway there) but I’m guessing yours is nothing like mine!

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. I am at my volunteering tomorrow.

Tough luck, Andy Capp!!

One of my favorites was one where Andy and Flo were out for a bit of a stroll and happened to meet up with the Vicar. The Vicar mentions something about how changeable the weather’s been recently. Andy pipes up: “I was just sayin’ to Florrie just the other day, yer don’t know WHAT to hock!” The expression on Flo’s face could probably scare off grizzly bears…..

Well, it is the end of the the month after all – that’s when people start hounding you to pay them what they are owed.

This is definitely your red penny day, Sir!