Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 03, 2021

Where did the furniture go?

well, la-dee-da

@Number Three today’s strip without our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is slightly funny, just Flo and Ruby gossiping about Agnes, it would be a sad state of affairs if partners have to match the furniture :o) my avatar is of a kid getting into an awkward situation like our Timmy used to do, :o) later on Timmy is having his holy Confirmation and his godfather will be his uncle Arthur, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope ,we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run jus chill in cool places in the house and keep hydrated till this evening when I will be having my fav nosh take care and thanks for caring young Lady

Agnes once had a young man…Whose pallor clashed with her divan…She finally decided…She was more delighted…With style, than a romantic plan

Tidy the pub up….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-3rd-september-2021-24829088

So what does Andy goes with. Besides Chalkie that is. And anyone else who has some money.

She needs someone smooth, presentable, to fit with her decor :D Not someone with crude jokes and rough manners. She’s going to miss him, though… more than she’d ever have guessed.

From Affie @ Number Three:" today’s strip without our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is slightly funny, just Flo and Ruby gossiping about Agnes, it would be a sad state of affairs if partners have to match the furniture :o) my avatar is of a kid getting into an awkward situation like our Timmy used to do, :o) later on Timmy is having his holy Confirmation and his godfather will be his uncle Arthur, how was your day? our Finally Friday should be a little busy but we will cope I hope ,we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run jus chill in cool places in the house and keep hydrated till this evening when I will be having my fav nosh take care and thanks for caring young Lady."

He didn’t go, so he went.

I was kicked out because I didn’t like her boyfriend.

You referring to “the old man from Kent Who had a …. that was bent”……..never mind!

Andy doesn’t have to worry about Flo getting new furniture.

Sounds like houseproud is a mental illness.

She sounds like an interior design enthusiast. Just like me! I love to use the “Design Home” app and design all sorts of rooms. I get some lovely feedback when I share them on Facebook.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. That is wonderful. I hope everything went great.

Today I got word of where my blood donation has gone. Kings Mill Hospital, Mansfield. I will let Eldo do his digging on that.

I also met up with my friend from school. It was cold today but it didn’t rain. So we went to the beach after we had been to the bar.

Tomorrow I’m at my Auntie’s house and me and my Mum haven’t been there for more than a year. COVID pretty much stopped us from visiting people in their houses because it was against the law and we would have been issued with a fine. The UK has been under a few lockdowns now. They don’t even work and it just batters everybody’s mental health and livelihoods. I got annoyed at people who wanted lockdowns to remain. They clearly have an easy life. I called them all sorts of names in my head.

Sorry for going on, pal. I am also having my favourite nosh today. Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy. See you after the weekend.

You learn something new every day, and today I learned a new word!

Sounds like he went with the old furniture.

Today I learned of the phrase “house-proud.”

That is a good reason as any to get rid of someone.