Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 31, 2021

You just gotta find the right KIND of change

Mount it on the lid so he can watch daytime soap operas.

“Dark Shadows”

Ok, maybe not that terrified…

This Steve looks like the Frankenstein’s monster.

Is that a skull belt buckle? Oh.. listen, you are sooooo randy.

Wonder what colors scheme Gary will go with?

You need some questions answered, Gary: How is there room for you in the coffin with a tv, and how would you prevent Leo from randomly turning it on while you are trying to sleep?

Steve is the sweetest, kindest….

My arm. Has anyone seen my arm?

and a Keurig

How many stairs are there up from the basement? We usually see the stairs from the other side, with the “eyes” peering out from under.

Oh, yeah! Flat screen TV for sure, Steve! Carry on, my good man/monster!

Hey! Gary had the tv attachment back in March, 2015.