Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 31, 2021

then how should she treat you, mister?

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Childish?

Yes. - But only slightly silly, not stupid.

Only as the Moody Blues said “With the eyes of a child….”

My wife is the one who can’t find anything.

No!!! So there!!!

That sweater looks fine with his pants.

Dementia has turned my husband into a child. Only thing I haven’t heard is “are we there yet?”.

Not a fair assessment of husbands?

this deserves an eye-roll

too late…

Act like a child… get treated like one!

And don’t forget your brain. Oh never mind, it’s not like you use it.