You’re going to have to buy her lots and lots of drinks froggy!
Happy to help, if after I don’t HAVE TO marry you… :)
The most common frog pick-up line…
At 2 a.m. every woman looks like a princess…
Kermit is relentless
15 minutes later, hey you must not be a real princess.
She: “I came here to get away from Snakes and Lizards. I’m adding Amphibians to my list. I’ll have to find (yet) another place to go.”
“Okay, Frog. There’s some dip over there. Show me what you can do with your tongue.”
Being green wasn’t so bad. It was the orange polka dots.
Care if I break your leg if you don’t stop molesting me, froggy?
No
Isn’t that a poison-dart frog? If she kisses him, won’t she keel over dead?
he’s visiting from Gasoline Alley
Hope she has her donkey nearby.
Still not as sleazy-sounding as Prince Naveen.
Beg off with mono. Who needs a drunk Prince?
“It’s not easy, being green…”
Sorry, that line never worked for me.
Leojim about 3 years ago
You’re going to have to buy her lots and lots of drinks froggy!
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 3 years ago
Happy to help, if after I don’t HAVE TO marry you… :)
pathamil about 3 years ago
The most common frog pick-up line…
pathamil about 3 years ago
At 2 a.m. every woman looks like a princess…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Kermit is relentless
rhpii about 3 years ago
15 minutes later, hey you must not be a real princess.
Doug K about 3 years ago
She: “I came here to get away from Snakes and Lizards. I’m adding Amphibians to my list. I’ll have to find (yet) another place to go.”
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Okay, Frog. There’s some dip over there. Show me what you can do with your tongue.”
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
Being green wasn’t so bad. It was the orange polka dots.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Care if I break your leg if you don’t stop molesting me, froggy?
Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago
No
Indianapolis Smith about 3 years ago
Isn’t that a poison-dart frog? If she kisses him, won’t she keel over dead?
oakie817 about 3 years ago
he’s visiting from Gasoline Alley
sandflea about 3 years ago
Hope she has her donkey nearby.
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
Still not as sleazy-sounding as Prince Naveen.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Beg off with mono. Who needs a drunk Prince?
tinstar about 3 years ago
“It’s not easy, being green…”
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sorry, that line never worked for me.