Close to Home by John McPherson for September 06, 2021

Doggone, even Bleeb has turkey feathers LOL he must be a turk-a-Bleeb!! Isn’t he such a cute little alien. :-)

Dalcon doesn’t know what to think. He’s not easy going like Bleeb.

Hmmm… I always thought they were call pigkeys. Live and learn!

Turk-a-Bleeb

What’s a turkey-ham? Or, why is a turkey-ham?

Be glad they’re not Turdunkens….

Be glad they’re not turduckens…

mmmm.. tork

Turkey Ham…

GOBOINK! GOBOINK!

Guess what’s up next?

That’s right… Turkey hamburgers!

MOBBLE! MOBBLE!

Bleep is in hiding

Must lay some funny looking eggs.

At least they can’t fly …

But do they fly?

I crossed a guinea pig and a porcupine and got a “Porky Pig.”

I’m not going to ask who did what to whom.

Still looks between two slices of bread though…

Dude!! Por-kies. ..duh

Yeah, and there also “frog-a-dogs” and “cat-a-rats”.

Holidays are just around the corner. Get them nice and fat…

I no longer have the old couch made from the hide of a nauga.

“When Pigs Fly”.

For a minute I thought they were pig-peacocks…

Turkey ham is produced from turkey meat such as cured turkey thigh meat and other meat from the animals, which can be machine-deboned. Contrary to the product’s name, turkey ham products do not contain any ham or pork products. Some turkey ham products are manufactured with added water, which adds moisture and weight, and some include binders, which serves to bind the moisture and fat in the meat to improve texture. Turkey ham is sometimes flavored to resemble the flavor of ham. Turkey ham typically has a 5 percent fat content, and some turkey hams are produced as fat-free. Turkey hams are typically produced in two sizes, whole and half-sized.

Some U.S. producers and brands of turkey ham include Butterball, Cargill, Jennie-O, Louis Rich, Norbest and Oscar Mayer.

Kind of cute!

I think there may be a lot of pork for this market.

Looks like Bleeb may have gotten too involved in his research, I hope that’s not a permanent transformation.

Finally, an explanation of what animal produced turkey ham! Looks organic, too.

Is this farm near Chernobyl?

The farm next door raises turkeydogs.

Buster had a dream he could fly like a bird

Up so high not an oink could be heard

- Schnier, Garvey, Derhak

Bleeb is going undercover to hide from Dalcon.

Where do they raise the tofurkeys?

That would actually be quite handy since we always have both at Thanksgiving!

Are these turkpigs from Istanbul?

As God is my witness, I thought turk-a-pigs could fly.

I see a turk-a-bleeb