Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 01, 2021

Let me guess: he’s picked her up every day since she was a little girl, and now…

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The chances are they’ll be blondes . . . regardless of what their actual hair color is . . . but hey, we’re not trying to be Harvard Business School here.

Make sense

Oh… Just get a grip.

The greatest generation!

Most of the women around here are too heavy to pick up.

Are we talking American or European women? Makes a difference- pounds or kilograms. And the packaging can be different.

When she was a kid, I used to do arm curls with my daughter for a weight.

“Pick me up at 7”, she said. Then she said, “I need a little pick-me-up”. Then “Let’s do it in the pick-up.” Quite the fitness program.

the missus prefers i stick to weights, but i’ll take it under consideration…

Try to avoid the dumb belles.

Only if they allow you, to pick them up, at an undisclosed location…

After he picked her up, she got laid.

Except weights are cheaper!

Where will the guys get their daily dose of homo-eroticism then. That’s why the movie ‘300’ was so popular.

If people are offended, then I’ll delete this post.

It is definitely good for the core!

I’m pretty sure that neither my back nor my wife would approve.

Curls? I think I’ll stick with the bench press…

“Pick up”, John? Are you sure that’s not a “dead lift” or a “clean and jerk”? Anyway, I hope Sheilagh (sic?) won’t mind?

Pick her up, lay her down; then lower yourself down to kiss her than do push ups. The best workout ever and it usually ends up with a happy ending

But don’t start with two-ton Tessie unless you’re Omar the Trussmocker…

I tried that but they all fainted screaming EEEEK! HELP! HELP! A BEAR! HE’S GOT ME! SAVE MEEEE!